If I Were to Dress Up Britney 

Everybody and her dog has an animal print in her closet and it’s time to use it while it is one of fall’s trendy getups. But some people who go for prints don’t know where to draw the line. When we mean animal print, it doesn’t mean that you have wear it from head to toe. It’s overkill. We will put the rrrrr in Brrrritney Spearrrrrs.

Rating: 5

The best animal print dress is the one that doesn’t make you look like a ravenous animal. This elegant stretch leopard print with leather trim would be perfect for Britney. It will awake the sleeping tiger in her.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney

We all remember Nicole Richie doing a Jackie O (well sort of) when she went to court. Hey, if you are just going to go down, might as well do it with style. Nothing wrong there, at least wearing a great wardrobe can be a good conversation piece. What do  you say Brit?

Rating: 5

This might look a little too much but when Nicole went to court in that classy number, that’s all I could remember about her that day. We got to show some love to the justice system. Britney would look respectable, decent and a winner in this cardigan and jersey dress.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears 

What else does Britney do in a day? Apparently, with the media following her, we know exactly what’s she’s doing everyday. Starbucks, Taco Bell, buying chips, joyride, dinner at a fancy restaurant or not, wasting money, using public toilets and somewhere in between maybe show up in the studio or something. And if I were in charge of her wardrobe, man, I wouldn’t allow her to go out looking like she can’t afford to buy a whole new set of wardrobe.

Rating: 5

This red with metallic silver stripes bubble dress would look awesome on Britney. The halter neck and low back makes it even more sexy, something Britney would probably like. Hey, she likes to expose some skin. Let’s make her happy and we will all be happy.

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney Spears

There isn’t a day without a Britney Spears photo op. With all the media frenzy, I only wished she showed some great wardrobe to go with the fuss. At least that will be something to look forward to. A little positive from all the negative.

Rating: 5

Now let’s put some color on Britney (as if she needs anymore in her life!) She would look great in this peacock blue empire number which comes with pockets where she can stuff sauce and what not. And if she stains her dress it won’t be that obvious as opposed to wearing white. But she will definitely be a certified cutie with stains.

It might be a little too much to grab some tacos with this outfit but hey, we’re trying to build up a classier image, okay?

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If I Were to Dress Up Britney

Britney likes going to party and likes to keep her dress short as possible. But one thing Britney has to learn is how to get out of the car without the paparazzi ever snapping her precious. Keep your legs together!

Rating: 5

Britney will be ready to party in this bubble hem sequined mini dress with a bow detail at the back. Definitely a cute, sexy and stylish number for the pop star who likes to go dancing.

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If I Were To Dress Up Britney Spears

We all want the best for Britney. We root for her comeback and sanity but she must show us that she is going to do everything to keep her life back on track. We start with her closet.

She’s also wearing the wrong clothes 99% of the time and it gets a little frustrating knowing that she spends so much money everyday on useless things. I want to shop for her and make her look like the pop star that she really is or supposed to be, whatever.

Rating: 5

Britney loves wearing baby doll dresses and she wants them short. So we will give her that but letting her wear tights would be great since she doesn’t like underwear. Besides, this multi-floral outfit is cuter with it.

With this ruffled scoop neckline she will not only look pretty and pleasant but Britney will no longer be rated PG 13.

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Jenna Jameson

In 2005, her moan tones (moaning sounds) were made available for downloads as ring tones for telephones.

Purchased Babes Cabaret, a strip club in Scottsdale, Arizona. The club faces closure under a new Scottsdale ordinance limiting adult-entertainment venues. (2005)

Penthouse Pet of the Month January 2004.

Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004.

Launched Club Thrust, an interactive website for her gay fans, which includes videos, galleries, sex advice, gossip and downloads. Jameson is one of the few actresses in straight porn to have developed a following among gay audiences. (August 2005)

Debated the merits of porn against a panel of anti-porn activists at the Oxford Union and won the debate 204 to 27. (2001)

Lived with Nikki Tyler. (2000)

Rating: 4

This woman certainly knows how to pick a dress. Jenna looks fabulous in her all black off the shoulder sequined dress. Not only that it looks like she gained a pound or two! 

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Reese Witherspoon has hit out at rumors she has been romancing "Rendition" co-star Jake Gyllenhaal.

The pair have been photographed enjoying each other's company on numerous occasions, but Witherspoon — newly divorced from Ryan Phillippe — insists their relationship is purely platonic.

Witherspoon says, "I have known Jake for years through different friends and he is just wonderful. He's very kind, generous and funny. It's been nice these past days to laugh a little bit. Yeah, he's great and I look forward to maybe making another film with him."

Rating: 4

One of the most respectable fashion icons in the business. She's the type who doesn't go for so much  frills and complication but elegance is truly a staple in her wardrobe. 

Hollywood should have more Reese Witherspoons. 

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