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Biel’s No Wonder Woman

Posted by  Mean Critic |
September 30, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Biel, Jessica, Best, Celebrities
The rumors had seemed so promising, but as usual, they were just not meant to be, as the lovely Jessica Biel has passed on an offer to play Wonder Woman in the up-coming life adaptation of Justice League of America.

It has been reported earlier in the week that the I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry star was going to step into some superhero tights and play the marvelous DC Comics character Wonder Woman . However, in a report from Entertainment Weekly, the site has said that, "actress Jessica Biel has decided to pass on playing Wonder Woman in Warner Bros. live-action adaptation of Justice League of America. The former 7th Heaven star had been in early talks to play the Amazonian princess. She's currently shooting the drama Powder Blue with Forest Whitaker."

That means that Warner Bros. the studio bringing the Justice League of America movie to the big screen, and director George Miller, who will helm the upcoming project, are back to square one. Jessica Biel was the first rumored casting for the long-awaited project, and it seems that the announcement jumped the gun. However, more names are being rumored for roles on the upcoming live-action film, as IESB.net reports that rapper T.I., whose real name is Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. has recently read for the part of the Green Lantern. But until he gets cast in the part, fans will have to settle for seeing T.I. play the nephew of Denzel Washington's drug kingpin character in American Gangster.

The rest of Justice League of America remains wide open, in terms of who might be brought in to play the roles of Superman, Batman, Flash or any of the other characters associated with the DC Comics property. In fact, in remains to be seen which characters will be considered for the script. Don't hold your breath for the final product either, as it isn't expected to come out until at least late 2009, or more likely, 2010.
 
Rating: 4

I can actually say that for the first time Jessica Biel looks great. Her way hair suits her face. The lovely black number gives her a more feminine look and her clutch and pumps are just in harmony. And to top it all, she's pleasing to the nose! Just ask JT!

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Kate’s Exercise Regimen

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

Kate Walsh

I definitely like writing down goals, where I want to be, how I imagine it. But…I didn't write down I'd like my own spin-off.

(on when she got the call about the spin-off) Whenever I got a call from Shonda's assistant, I'm like, 'Am I in trouble?' I always assume I'm in trouble - it still feels a little like being called to the principal's office.

(on working out) I was supposed to do Pilates this morning. I got as far as putting the sports bra on. Then I realized there was no way I was about to drive through traffic and go to the gym. No. So I threw my bathrobe on over the bra and read the paper. Sometimes I hope that through osmosis I might get a workout — just by wearing the clothes.

(on kissing both McDreamy and McSteamy) It’s not a bad way to make a living. 

(on how everyone on Grey’s Anatomy is good looking) It’s difficult to be a stone cold fox.

(her thoughts on the season 2 finale of Grey’s Anatomy) When I watched the season finale, I was a little disturbed by it. I thought the Derek and Meredith love scene was sort of like, ‘You (the audience) got what you wanted. How do you feel about it?’ Because it was so great, but it was also like eating a whole pie and a Haagen-Dazs. You feel a little sick.

Rating: 2

This is just one huge mess. Kate's leather jacket is like a sore thumb. And even without the jacket, the sandals are just a huge distraction and it's not even pretty. The only thing nice about this is Kate's mega watt smile.

Did Kate get her fashion sense through osmosis? Just curious, she's living in Hollywood you know, you can't help it.


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Lauren Likes Tiffany

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| Under: Conrad, Lauren, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities

Lauren Conrad

Other names Lauren's parents considered for her were Tiffany and Crystal. Of the two, she likes Tiffany the best. 

Lauren does not smoke. 

In May 2007, Lauren became the new face of Mark Cosmetics.

Lauren despises being called LC despite it being her nickname.

Lauren's guilty pleasure is watching The Disney Channel.

Lauren's first kiss was in 8th grade from a boy named Gary.

In 2005, Lauren was voted AskMen.com's 'Laguna Beach Babe.'

Lauren's favorite products are Boots, Liquid Black Eyeliner, Iron Army Jeans.

Rating: 2

Lauren's orange and green number is nothing more than a door bead curtain. Problem is, Lauren isn't a door, so why is she wearing it? 

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Smiley Miley

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| Under: Cyrus, Miley, Female Celebrities, Whatever, Celebrities

Miley Cyrus

Her song "I Miss You" was written by Miley after her grandfather died.

Miley Cyrus enjoys talking on the phone with her friends.

In 2007, it was reported that her father, who helps manage her career and finances, gave her a $300 dollar allowance per month.

She was on the green team for two years in a row in the "Disney Channel Games".

She says that she has three best friends. Her Mother, Tory Sparkman, and Emily Osment.

She attended the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" premire with her dad.

She is competitive any time it comes to talent shows. In fact, she broke up with her boyfriend in first grade because he was going to be in the talent show, and she thought if he really liked her, he should let her win. But he wouldn't!

When she was little her dad called her "Smiley", because she was always smiling. Eventually it was shortened and became Miley.

Rating: 3

Hanna Montana (along with other Disney shows) is one of my guilty pleasures. Who cares if I am old enough to be their grandparent? I enjoy it. You should too.

It's great to know that at 14 she's heavily guarded by daddy. Daddy, please watch our little girl and make her keep her promise of no premarital sex. Then that would be one less train wreck in the making. That's a good thing.

It looks like Miley has a good head over her shoulders and I hope she will stay that way. She's 14 so I don't really expect her to be some kind of major fashion mover just yet. Go ahead Miles and experiment and when you find your style, you better own it. Sweet nibblets!

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Hayden’s No “It”

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Panettiere, Hayden, Worst, Celebrities

Hayden Panetierre

"Hollywood is like playing the game of telephone. You say one thing and by the time it gets to the end it's something so far from what you said. If you want any self-esteem at the end of the day, you don't look at that stuff."

"I think people think they have the right to judge people based on something somebody else has said about them. The fact that you can judge whether you like that person or not by something you read about them is ridiculous. It's completely immature. It's hurtful and the fact people can be so dumb and naive is just shocking to me."

(on being called an "it" girl) : "If that's what they mean, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, then no, I don't want to be called that. I think that's what Hollywood has become and I think it's a shame. I think those were unfortunate people who didn't have good people surrounding them."

"To be completely honest, when I first thought of doing a TV show, it was because of the fact that when you go out for films, a lot of the time they want people with names. And a lot of names and followings come off of people from TV shows. I thought if I'm going to get involved in a show, I might as well do it while I'm young. I got into a TV show at a really good time. And a really good show, if I do say so myself."

Rating: 2

Hayden's pine green dress on a 30 year old, yes. Hayden's dress on Hayden 20, no. The young ones want to look mature. The young once want to look young. Hmmm, what's wrong with the set-up?

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Emmanuelle is Still Cute

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Chriqui, Emmanuelle, Best, Celebrities

Emmanuelle Chriqui 

* Waltzing Anna (2006) as Nurse Jill * Adam and Eve (2005) as Eve
* Entourage (2005) as Sloan Mackewich
* Waiting… (2005) as Tyla
* In the Mix (2005) as Dolly Pacelli
* The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2004)
* Wrong Turn (2003) as Carly
* On the Line (2001) as Abbey
* 100 Girls (2000) as Patty
* Snow Day (2000) as Claire Bonner
* Detroit Rock City (1999) as Barbara

Rating: 4

Aw, she's such a sweetheart. Her face could melt an ice cream! I like her style. She knows her body and what to play around. Plunging necklines are her thing but she's just as lovely in a trapeze mini dress. Lovely. Golden.

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Hilary and Porsche Don’t Go Together

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Duff, Hilary, Worst, Celebrities

Hilary Duff has been banned from buying her dream car by her business manager - because she's a terrible driver. The actress wants to get behind the wheel of a Porsche Cayenne 4×4, but her friends and family fear she'll end up injured or in court. 

She says, "The car I want is a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. But my business manager doesn't want me to buy it - he says that I'm a terrible driver and don't need that kind of car. The other day I had a little accident because I was driving while I was on the phone. It was just a tap, nothing serious, so I thought, I'll keep going it's fine, whatever. But my business manager told me, 'You have to be careful, because people will sue you.' So I need to be cautious."

Rating: 2

I think I know what Hilary got for her birthday and it ain't good taste. (See ugly gown) It's either she got new boobs or a really super mega magic wonder bra. I hope it's the latter.

But the girl's got excellent taste in diamonds. (check the bling!) 

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Victoria: Winner Takes All

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Beckham, Victoria, Best, Celebrities

Victoria Beckham's perfume has flopped in the U.S. The Spice Girl and soccer star husband David launched their his and hers fragrance, Intimately Beckham Night, three weeks ago.

However, despite an expensive and high-profile advertising campaign the scent has failed to impress the American buying public. Eight bottles of the perfume - which retail at $38 for 30ml - are now being sold on internet auction site eBay for as little as 75 cents.

It's not just the fragrance that is failing to sell. Hundreds of Beckham-related products have also seen their price plunge on eBay, with one pair of Victoria's designer jeans snapped up for just one cent.

Victoria's spokesman said: "I imagine no-one's buying off eBay because they are all the products they want from the shops."

"Victoria's jeans, for example, are sold out."

Meanwhile, David has been helping Victoria practice her dance routines for the forthcoming Spice Girls tour.

The band's show choreographer has told Victoria and the other girls - Mel B, Emma Bunton, Mel C and Geri Halliwell - to ask their men to help them learn the moves.

A source said: "Victoria has got David dancing away to 'Spice Up Your Life' and all their hits - he's loving being a Spice Boy!"

Rating: 5

You got to love this outfit from head to toe! Not only that, she's even on trend - the animal print. And that's being smart about it unlike other celebrities who wear this fad from head to toe, which is really quite absurd, Victoria takes the minimal route and still comes out a winner by a mile.

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