Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Keira’s Best Kiss Ever

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Keira Knightley has kissed some serious heartthrobs, but her current leading man gets the gold star.

"James [McAvoy] is the best kisser ever!" a giggling Knightley said of her "Atonement" co-star. The photogenic duo are in Venice for the film festival there. He's married, by the way.

Knightley has kissed Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, but she dubbed McAvoy the best. He didn't rate her lip-lock, but did say: "I was blown away by Keira. The amount of poise and grace she has is just incredible.

In "Atonement," based on the Ian McEwan novel, Knightley plays an upper-class beauty in love with the housekeeper's son, played by McAvoy

Rating: 3

Keira surely looks like a doll but not Barbie, more like booble head Barbie. If she's not anorexic then what do you call that? It's a cute dress but boy, oh, boy, a mannequin could do better than Keira.

People have been telling her to grab a sandwich maybe that's what she is literally doing  just grabbing it. Maybe people should tell her to eat a sandwich and make that two orders with extra cheese, please.

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Ashley Hits the Charts

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Fergie has scored chart history in America by becoming the first female since 2000 to claim three number one singles from the same album. The Black Eyed Peas star has finally claimed the top spot on the Billboard Hot 100 with Big Girls Don't Cry - her third number one from solo album The Dutchess.

Christina Aguilera was the last lady to achieve the feat seven years ago.

And, in another girl power move, Fergie has also taken Big Girls Don't Cry to the top of America's Adult Top 40 chart, ending a 52-week reign by male acts.

Hip-hop sensation Soulja Boy's Crank That (Soulja Boy) jumps up to number two on the new countdown, while Kanye West's Stronger claims the new number three spot.

The Hot 100's top debut comes from Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Grabeel's High School Reunion 2 tune Fabulous, which enters the chart at 76.

Rating: 2

Ashley is doing the 80's, you know reminiscent of Madonna's Material Girl fashion - the footless tights. I have no problem with the footless tights, I love them but not everything hot and trendy should go with everything else including the Ashley's bubble dress.

Too bad, her song fabulous might be rocking the charts but this is just way off it. You can be cute without trying to be. She just tries so hard. Ew, what's up with the flat slingbacks?

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Alyssa’s Melons

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Alyssa Milano

Most of Alyssa's tattoos were airbrushed so they didn't show up in her commercials for Veet.

She says that she absolutely can't cook, but loves tasty food. Her favourite dishes are ice cream and mom's lasagna with spinach.

She has four cats named Simon, Lucy, Daisy and Miles.

She was the only cast member from Who's the Boss? who didn't appear in every single episode. 

She loves watching House, Ugly Betty, and enjoys the soap General Hospital.

She admires Audrey Hepburn's talent and heart.

She is good friends with Jennifer Aniston, and she attended the world premiere of The Break Up in Los Angeles.

She has said that if she could be any animal she said she would want to be her dog Lucy, because she makes everyone happy, even strangers.

Her favorite fruit is watermelon.

Rating: 2

Okay, alright the woman is sexy - delicious even. But she sure can't dress. She doesn't even know the basics. Blue yucky bow sandals in blue jeans? Ah, doing a Jessica Simpson are we? 

If you really must wear blue, try these navy blue ballerina flats. That way it's not so glaring blue, because it just looks so eerie specially with the bows.

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The Q on Maggie Q

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Better known as Maggie Q, Margaret Denise Quigley (born on May 22, 1979) is an American actress and former fashion model and television personality. She initially gained fame in Hong Kong.

 

She was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to an American father of Polish, Irish, and French descent (originally based in New York) and a Vietnamese mother. Her parents met while her father was stationed in Vietnam. Maggie is the youngest of five children. She has two sisters and two half-siblings from her mother's previous marriage in Vietnam. The family moved to Hawaii and settled in Mililani. She dreamed of becoming a veterinarian, but after graduating from Mililani High School she traveled to Japan and Hong Kong to earn money as a fashion model and burst onto the Hong Kong movie scene. In 1998 she got her first role in a Chinese TV series, and she has been acting ever since. She changed her name to the easily pronounceable "Maggie Q" (for the Chinese audience) and eventually became a full-fledged superstar in Asia.

 

While still relatively unfamiliar to audiences in the United States, she has achieved celebrity status in Hong Kong and elsewhere in East Asia. Because of her non-Chinese heritage, many of her Asian film appearances are in English or dubbed in Chinese. Her big breakthroughs into the film world came when she bagged the lead roles in the Hong Kong action thrillers Gen-Y Cops and Naked Weapon, in which she played the sexy but vulnerable martial artist assassin Charlene Ching.

 

She pursued modeling careers first in Japan, then Taiwan and Hong Kong. Her transition into acting was almost coincidental and since then she has become both a top model and actress in Hong Kong, along with garnering a certain amount of fame across Asia. She is a successful model and rising actress, featuring in magazines such as Cosmopolitan, Elle, FHM and Marie Claire amongst many others. Her film credits include Gen-Y Cops, Manhattan Midnight, Rush Hour 2 and Naked Weapon. She was dancing pretty dirtily in Naked Weapon and she looks gorgeous in her role as a Chinese lady-killer from the Black Scorpion gang in "Around the world in 80 days".

 

She could not actually speak Cantonese and had to learn her lines phonetically. Some lines may also have been dubbed.

 

Someone said that she looks like a transvestite in some pictures. 

 
Rating: 2

Let's get straight to it - This would look good on someone with curves here and there, not on  Maggie with her size 00 (wild guess). And come on, are you kidding me with the pumps? You are barely there and you go bare? 

Don't forget to acessorize with these lovely bronze asymmetric necklace  and these fun giraffe calf hair buckle pumps, brown snakeskin trimmed pumps or these brown hair-calf with lace cutouts.

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Is Jessica Still Thinking of Ross Right Now?

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Jessica Alba might be super-sexy, but the actress has revealed that even she faced some hard times when it came to her looks.

Picking up the surfboard for "female hottie award" at the Teen Choice Awards in LA recently, Alba said that she was 'pigeon-toed, had a sway back, was slightly cross-eyed, and buck-toothed.'

In her acceptance speech, Alba sent out a message to one guy in particular who snubbed her because she wasn't a hottie then.

"I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn't love me," The Sun quoted her, as saying.

"I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb," she added.

The Fantastic Four actress had her last laugh at her unrequited lover by saying, "Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!"

Alba was joined on stage by the 'High School Musical' star Zac Efron, who received the Teen Choice Hottie award for the male category.

Rating: 4

Why is she losing so much weight? Is it because everyone tells her that she's a hottie? It probably pressures her to trim down. It's like a cousin of mine who went on the pill and was on denial that she was gaining weight because her boobs went from non-existent to a respectable B almost C cup. But then the truth caught up with her when her jeans couldn't fit her anymore. So, it was a choice in ditching the pill and be sexier or be on the pill and get Pamela Anderson's boobs. She did the right thing, she didn't want to be Pamela. 

I hope Alba gains a few pounds because her cleavage needs a little fat and so does the rest of her teeny weeny body. The right shoes and clutch would have given her a perfect rating so here's my two cents. The off-black satin crisscross pump or the bling bling peep-toes and the python clutch to finish off the metallic look.

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Mandy Engages Herself

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Pop singer/actress Mandy Moore has laughed off recent engagement reports, insisting the ring she has started wearing on her ring finger is a gift to herself.

The star has been sparking engagement rumors ever since she was spotted wearing the gem — and she's baffling gossips because she appears to be single.

Moore reveals, "It's a present to myself. I'm engaged to myself."

Rating: 2

She's supposedly wearing of the latest from the Mandy Moore line and news flash — boring. Unless, she is going to go to the beach, maybe. Just because you wear it with wedges doesn't make it any better.

Her gold heeled wedge actually made it worse. I don't care if it's mega $$$, it doesn't work. Don't you just hate celebrities who just put out fashion lines when they don't even know a thing or two about it?

 

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Of Aliens and Kylie

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It makes sense that Kylie's name is Aussie slang for "boomerang" - she's the pop icon who keeps coming back. She's survived critical scorn, changes in musical tastes and a decade-long tabloid fixation with her pert little bottom to become one of our most cherished entertainers. Even breast cancer couldn't knock her down. As she applies the finishing gloss to her tenth studio album - while somehow finding time to film a role in the Doctor Who Christmas special - it's time to swat up on the diminutive dance-pop diva. Read on for ten fascinating facts about the irrepressible Kylie Ann Minogue.

1. Kylie was born in Melbourne in May 1968 to Ron, an accountant, and Carol, a dancer.

2. Kylie is the eldest of three children. Her brother Brendan is a TV cameraman, but we're not entirely sure what's happened to her sister. Hmm. Did we catch a glimpse of her behind Sharon Osbourne’s bouffant on ITV1 the other day?

3. Kylie made her acting debut on Skyways, an Aussie soap set in an airport, in 1980. Incredibly, six years before either of them joined Neighbours, she shared her screen time with Jason Donovan.

4. Kylie's pop career began by accident. She performed a version of sixties hit 'The Loco-Motion' at a benefit concert for an Aussie sports team, and was promptly signed to Mushroom Records. Her subsequent recording of the song became the best-selling single of the eighties in Australia.

5. Which achievement gives Kylie the most satisfaction? "I guess it's the parts you don't often see which make me feel proud," she reveals. "All the behind the scenes work, the fears and insecurities I have to face and overcome to improve myself as a person and performer.”

6. Kylie's first 13 singles stormed straight into the UK top ten. That's a chart record that ABBA, The Beatles, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Elton John, Oasis and David Bowie were unable to match.

7. When Kylie isn't performing, she likes to relax by playing card games and enjoying good food. Who says rock 'n' roll is dead?

8. How kinky is Kylie? "Sex is the most natural thing in the world. When I'm in a relationship, I like lots of it," she reveals. "I like to be swept off my feet - but I do have a very low boredom threshold!" Guys - it's time to dig out your old copies of The Joy of Sex.

9. Kylie's signature tune 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' reached number one in 40 countries, ended her 13-year absence from the US top ten and became the third most popular song in the world in 2001.

10. Kylie insists she's more than a mere pop puppet. "If you're part of a record company, I think to a degree it's fair to say that you're a manufactured product," she admits. "But it doesn't mean that you're not talented and that you don't make creative and business decisions about what you will and won't do and where you want to go"

Rating: 1

You know those videos of UFO sighting in Haiti on the internet lately? The one that's supposedly a hoax because of the obvious mirror images of the surrounding palm trees? Well, I was disappointed it was a hoax!

I have always believe they are around us, I mean where could Kylie have gotten her inspiration for this out of this world outfit? Yes, my point exactly, now if we can only ask Kylie to phone home and I don't mean Austrailia.

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Do You Remember the Britney You Used to Love?

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