Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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Hayden Needs Better Looking Sandals

Posted by Mean Critic
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Hayden Panetierre's Filmography

  1. Fireflies in the Garden (2008) (post-production)…. Young Jane Lawrence
  2. Shanghai Kiss (2007) …. Adelaide
  3. Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006) (V) …. Britney Allen
  4. The Architect (2006) …. Christina Waters
  5. Mr. Gibb (2006) …. Allyson "Ally" Palmer
  6. Kingdom Hearts II (2005) (VG) (voice: English version) …. Kairi
    … aka Kingudamu hâtsu II (Japan)
  7. Ice Princess (2005) …. Gen Harwood
    … aka Une princesse sur la glace (Canada: French title)
  8. Racing Stripes (2005) …. Channing Walsh
  9. The Dust Factory (2004) …. Melanie Lewis
  10. Raising Helen (2004) …. Audrey Davis
  11. The Mark of Kri (2002) (VG) (voice) …. Tati
  12. Kingdom Hearts (2002) (VG) (voice: English version) …. Kairi
    … aka Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix (Japan: reissue title)
    … aka Kingudamu hâtsu (Japan)
  13. Joe Somebody (2001) …. Natalie Scheffer
  14. The Affair of the Necklace (2001) …. Young Jeanne
  15. Remember the Titans (2000) …. Sheryl Yoast
  16. Dinosaur (2000) (voice) …. Suri
  17. Message in a Bottle (1999) …. Girl on Sinking Boat
  18. A Bug's Life (1998) (VG) (voice) (as Hayden Panettiere) …. Dot
  19. A Bug's Life (1998) (voice) …. Dot
  20. The Object of My Affection (1998) …. Mermaid

Just in case you missed some of them. 

 

Rating: 3

She's cute and she knows it. Can't argue with that specially when she's wearing an adorable summer outfit in black shorts, white top and dangling gold earrings. Hayden doesn't like to be compared to Lindsay but people can't help it when she can't even stay away from wearing something slutty for a minute, check sandals. We all know she's shorter than most celebs but hey, there are a lot of nicer looking 4 inch sandals around.  

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Hayden Grows Up

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Actress Hayden Panettiere is stunned to find herself a Hollywood sex symbol, because she started life as a tomboy.

The Heroes star, 17, has quickly become a regular feature in men's magazines and an object of adolescent male's desires.

But a few years ago she was wearing boy's clothes and playing football with the opposite sex.

Panettiere says, "I was the one saying, 'C'mon, let's play football!', and my brother Jansen, who's five years younger, was the most delicate one. I remember going to school one day, looking at the boy beside me and saying, 'Oh, I have those trousers.'

"He said, 'I'll never wear them again.' I told him, 'Don't worry - I shop in the boys' section."

Rating: 3

I can see the tomboy in her, I mean most girls would say that anyway. They were boyish and hung out with the boys blah blah blah. Hayden's transformation must have been something from boy's trousers to girl glam, at least in this photo. Hayden's style still has to get polished as she makes bad fashion choices eight out of ten times. But this is a good start. The hair makes her face look big, very unflattering.

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Heather was Uncomfortable with Men

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Actress Heather Graham blames her strict Catholic upbringing for making her uncomfortable around the opposite sex.

The 37-year-old - who played Felicity Shagwell in hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - admits struggling with relationships and her sexuality because of a religiously repressed childhood.

She says, "I was always taught that sex was merely something to do once you were married so that you could have children. Not surprisingly, I grew up feeling that sex must be a bad thing and I used to feel guilty as a young woman for having any kind of sexual thoughts.

"Men I meet tend to think of me as this super sexy, wild woman, when in fact it has taken me a long time to be able to express that side of myself."

Rating: 2

I think Heather's baby pink halter dress would be cool to wear at the beach house specially with the thongs and all. I just don't think it's good enough for a movie premiere or any major event unless it was a luau? And was it windy out there because she sure needs to do something with the hair. 

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Campbell Goes Topless

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Former supermodel HELENA CHRISTENSEN has returned to the glamour world to capture old pal Naomi Campbell topless as part of a new style magazine spread about the catwalk greats.

The Danish stunner-turned-photographer after stepping down from the catwalk and now she's among the world's most in-demand snappers.

In her latest published assignment, Christensen gathered old friends like Molly Sims, Iman, Paulina Porizkova and Petra Nemcova for a Marie Claire magazine shoot.

But it's her out-of-focus shot of a topless Campbell, wearing nothing but her favourite jeans, which stands out.

Rating: 1

Naomi Campbell in the middle of morphing from model to Terminator archenemy, the cyborg liquid metal T1000. I knew it, she's not like one of us. Now run along and hunt John Connor, the leader of future rebels. Good luck with your mission. Man vs. machine lives in Naomi Cambell! Added super ability, throwing mobile phones at 30 mph.

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It’s Britney’s Assistant’s Turn to Shine

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The personal assistant Britney Spears has hired and reportedly fired in the space of just a month, is reportedly planning to sell her story. Shannon Funk claims Spears didn't ask her to sign a confidentiality agreement and has been offered $500,000 to reveal intimate secrets and images of the star.

Funk, who was only hired by the pop princess earlier this month, was reportedly fired after Spears' disastrous OK! Magazine photo shoot. However Funk has told showbiz blogger Perez Hilton she wasn't fired and is in talks with a number of publications to tell all.

Rating: 2

Britney's baby doll is not really that bad, color and style wise, what is bad is that it's dangerously short hem line. This isn't the best thing to do, dress up in a super short dress knowing the paparazzi are all over you. Unless she's wearing shorts to protect her hidden jewel which by the way has been seen by practically everybody in the world, then it's fine. But Britney exerting effort to protect the precious one? Now that would be something. Orange bag and beige sandals, not okay in my book.

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Aniston Tries Another Color for Luck

Posted by Mean Critic
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UNLUCKY-in-love film star Jennifer Aniston has split from her former Essex bricklayer boyfriend Paul Sculfor.

The former Friends star hasn't seen former Levi's model Sculfor, 36, for weeks since he returned toBritain for a photo shoot, according to several British newspaper reports.

Sources said the relationship fizzled out because of his demanding modelling schedule.

A source close to 38-year-old Aniston said: "There was chemistry, but the truth is that Jen wants to settle down with a reliable man and start a family.

"Paul travels a lot and is constantly surrounded by beautiful women.

"They remain friends, but are just in different places."

The couple were spotted on secret romantic dates in May.

Sculfor, a close friend of David and Victoria Beckham, stayed at Aniston's homes in Hollywood and Malibu.

The pair were introduced by David Arquette, the husband of Aniston's best friend and former Friends co-star Courtney Cox.

Sculfor recently flew back to the US, but friends told a British newspaper he and Aniston had not met.

Sculfor, a former bricklayer who shot to fame after featuring in a sexy Levi's ad, has dated a string of British beauties including LisaSnowdon and Lady Victoria Hervey.

Reports say he is now trying to forge an acting career in Hollywood.

The model has been friends with Victoria Beckham, 33, since he dated her pal in Essex.

Aniston divorced Brad Pitt in 2005 and ended a long-term relationship with actor Vince Vaughn last October.

Rating: 3

Did Jennifer finally see the light? This is a major step from Jennifer's all black wardrobe. Maybe wearing black didn't attract the right vibes and boys, the one she can bring home to Mama. Brighter colors might just bring some kind of appeal to her gloomy wardrobe. She looks more fun now with that torquise whatchamacallit. And is that really Aniston? Because it sure looks like Barbara Streisand with a face lift. 

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Kirsten is Catwoman

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Kirsten Dunst

"You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life." quoted in Womans World (1-24-06)

"It would actually be really interesting if Spider-Man died. Why doesn't the superhero ever die? I think if Mary Jane was alone, pregnant and he died, she could give birth to a spider baby and carry on the series with another young boy or something like that." - July 2004

"I don't try to be sexy, but if you are sexy it comes out. If you're not, you're not."

"I'd like to grow up and be beautiful. I know it doesn't matter, but it doesn't hurt."

"I love my kitties, they are like my babies — I talk to them on the phone. I am like, 'Hi Mom,' she's like, 'Hi'…I am like, 'Put me on with the cats,'" she laughs. "I'm like, 'hi baby, how's my little girl?' And then they perk up and stuff. They are just like fuzzy mutts; they are not a fancy kind of cat."

"I have gotten so many tickets. I hope I don't get my license revoked,"

Rating: 4

Nothing catty in Kirsten's black and white wool dress, in fact she looks absolutely purrfect. It's nice to see Kirsten wear something respectable and nice for a change. She's always wearing something that can either make one's eyebrows raise or give somebody a headache.

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Petra has Haas

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During the Live Earth Concert, philanthropic beauty Petra Nemcova, all cuddly with Lucas Haas, was blocked by security when she tried to watch Kanye's set from the front row - even though she'd just presented onstage. Nemcova cooled her stilettos for 10 minutes, rubbing Haas' back, until a group of drunken, sweaty frat boys did a "Don't you know who she is?!" and let the supermodel and Haas through.

They bumped into NBC host Carson Daly, who gave the leggy model a big hug as steam shot out of Haas' ears. Later, Nemcova and Haas hit the Absolut/Flavorpill after party,
but Nemcova left alone.

 

Rating: 4

We may never see Victoria Beckham in flats because it's like the end of the world for her. Petra on the other hand, doesn't mind being snapped in flats. She even goes to the extremes by wearing flats even to major red carpet events. Or was that because former flame James Blunt was too short for the towering beauty? Not only is she a considerate person but she also looks great in her purple dress in silver flats. Cutie.

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Marc Anthony’s Trivia

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Marc Anthony is urging film fans to keep their eyes and ears open during his new film El Cantante with his wife  Jennifer Lopez because he accidentally uses her real name in one fight scene.