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Star Trek The Latest Generation

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May 31, 2007 | Under: Fashion Tips, Worst

Embellished Jersey Dress 

Camel knee length jersey dress with gold sequin embellishment. Dress has a deep v-neck on front with sequin panels either side, a sequined satin belt at waist which fastens in a self-tie on the back, pleating underneath and press stud fastenings on cuffs.

Rating: 2

Head on the enterprise in this updated version of the Star Trek Costume. Don't forget to say, beam me up Scotty!" (RIP Scotty)

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Paris, Nicole, Mischa, Lindsay: Birds of the Same Feather Are the Same Birds?

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Richie, Nicole, Best, Celebrities

"She's good. She mixed antibiotics with alcohol and she got sick." Nicole Richie confirms pal Mischa Barton fell ill at her Memorial Day party and had to be taken to hospital.

Rating: 4

Richie shows us again that she is a better dresser than her pals, Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton. She goes casual and coordinates her outfit properly and doesn't come out looking slutty or drunk and oh, I love that bag so much. I think Richie loves that bag too - she has that in other colors.

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Victoria Gets Sized Up

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Beckham, Victoria, Worst, Celebrities

Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto has slammed Paris Hilton and Victoria and David Beckham for their promotion of size zero culture. The singer singled out the skinny celebrities for criticism, insisting they are working hand in hand with gay men in the fashion industry to make normal people feel bad about their body image.

She says, "If there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry who want these women as dolls. Men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine; Paris Hilton is part of the machine. There's that thing Paris Hilton said about Lindsay Lohan - 'You're poor, ugly and fat.' It's always the women who are victims."

But she praised new pal Kate Moss for her attitude towards bigger women - and was surprised she liked the British supermodel when they met. Ditto explains, "I spent one night talking to Kate and she said the most amazing thing about bodies. I didn't think I was going to like her, but she said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? When people tell my big girlfriends, "You have a beautiful face."

Ditto makes the comments in the new issue of British magazine NME, which features the singer on the front cover naked.

Rating: 2

All Victoria Beckham wanted to do was scare her friends wearing her gorilla costume. Unfortunately, they couldn't tell which was which. Maybe she should have brought a banana.

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Rihanna Got Her Wish

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Rihanna, Worst, Celebrities

R&B star Rihanna is following in the footsteps of Queen Latifah, Faith Hill and Brandy by becoming the new face of beauty brand CoverGirl. The Umbrella hitmaker reveals she has long-waited for the chance to front the company's new advertising campaign which launches next month.

She says, "I always wanted to be a CoverGirl. Every little girl wants to become one. CoverGirl has worked with other music artists and the brand itself is about make-up. What's not to like? It's a natural fit for me."

Rating: 2

I don't know but the whole jump suit, leather jacket and the knee high boots are not working for me. Again, we have issues with the weather up here and the weather down there. It's cold (leather jacket and boots) but she's wearing shorts? Maybe it doesn't really matter if you die freezing as long as you can show legs, right? I hear you Rihanna.

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Tara: Most Improved

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Reid, Tara, Best, Celebrities
Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Kate Hudson and Tara Reid have all made it onto a new U.S. magazine list of Hollywood's best bodies.

Biel has landed the Most Athletic Bod, while Hudson (Leanest Legs) and Alba (Shapeliest Shoulders) also top the Life & Style Sexiest Stars countdown.

And Reid is back in vogue with the magazine's Most Improved nod.

Also making the grade on the summer 2007 hot list are Matthew McConaughey (Perfect Pecs) and Lindsay Lohan, who is named the Hottest In Hollywood. 

Rating: 4

Simple elegance is probably what Tara was aiming for in this blue sheath. She is definitely a sight to behold. The hair, make up and earrings are just right. I got to hand it to Tara for picking up herself after all the horror and dark days in her life. Keep it up and don't forget to send Joe Francis a postcard. Ha!

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Britney Beat Elisha To It, Better Luck Next Time

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| Under: Cuthbert, Elisha, Female Celebrities, Worst, Celebrities
Actress Elisha Cuthbert was forced to rethink her latest choice of hairstyle, after the shaven head look became associated with pop star Britney Spears.

The House Of Wax star originally wanted to have her blonde locks completely shaved off, but because of the troubled circumstances surrounding Spears' now-infamous trip to the hair salon, she decided not to go ahead with the drastic chop.

She tells US magazine People, "Actually, I've been wanting to shave my head for a long time because I'm young and I don't think I'd ever be able to do it when I'm older.

"But (after Spears' incident) shaving your head seems to be a bad deal, so I opted for the short cut."

Rating: 2

What does Elisha do these days other than hang out with Paris Hilton? Based on this photo, Elisha has been infected by Paris Hilton. No, not herpes or anything. Paris has this weird thing about pumps, she wears everything with it even if it doesn't go with it! I guess she just loves the pumps, shoes or not. And so here is Elisha, with her summer look with oh well, pumps. 

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Bai Wants To Die With An Orgasm

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Ling, Bai, Worst, Celebrities
Chinese actress Bai Ling enjoys sex so much she wants to die while making love.

The bisexual 36-year-old, who appears in US TV drama LOST (07), is so obsessed with sex she sleeps with as many men and women as possible.

She says, "Anything you can imagine… I've done it! It's in my nature to just run wild and I do. I love being naked and I love men and women - especially when I'm drunk.

"Sex is the best high. I want to die making love because it feels so good."

Ling also admits she doesn't class one-night stands and serious relationships any differently, saying, "For me, a one night stand and a lifetime commitment are the same. There's a lot of beauty in different men. You can't see just one man. It's too hard to choose.

"Before I get married I think I should enjoy it. I don't live by the rules."

It's scary when people disclose something like this to the public.

Rating: 1

Now, that's the Bai I'm talking about. Scary and predictable in an ugly black "mullet" dress. They say she shows up when cameras are around. Quick, hide all your cameras! 

 

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Nicole Under Email Attack

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May 30, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Whatever, Richie, Nicole, Celebrities

Socialite Nicole Richie can't believe she's under attack for emailing friends a joke invite to a Memorial Day party.

The Simple Life star poked fun at her 2006 drink driving arrest and ongoing stories about her alleged eating disorder in the invite, and is now being asked to explain herself in the media.

But Richie is more concerned about who hacked into her private email account and leaked the confidential invite.

Appearing on KIIS-FM DJ RYAN SEACREST's Los Angeles breakfast show this morning (30May07), Richie said, "You know what, it (message) rhymes… Are we really going to take an email that rhymes that seriously?

"It's a private email… to my friends, I was joking and I don't think there's anything wrong with it… I think that it's funny.

"It's not like I went and posted it on some blog or something; I didn't mean to make it public, and I have every right to say whatever I want to my friends.

"It's not that deep… I wanted to write something that rhymes and that was funny. That's it… I do it for every single holiday.

"I'm really confused as to why everyone is so shocked that I wrote a joking email to my friends."

Richie began the email by stating, "Celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer," adding, "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now."

Rating: 2

I love the whole summer look, it's just that I think Nicole's ballet flats have a mind of its own and wanted to go tanning by itself. Nicole, tell your shoes who's the boss.

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