Mean Critic

Ivana’s Celebrity Crushes

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 30, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Trump, Ivanka, Worst, Celebrities

In the September 2006 issue of Stuff magazine, Ivanka Trump named Joaquin Phoenix as a big celebrity crush, and described Christian Bale as a sort of Adonis.

Rating: 2

She looks like a withered butterfly or a fallen angel, take your pick. 

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Server Upgrade

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| Under: Announcements

We're moving to a new server as we speak, to make way for more traffic and other good tidings. Oh joy. However, there may be a few things turned upside down, some hiccups here and there; and hey, for the systems administrators– maybe even some marbles missing.

Please pardon the inconvenience as we're doing our darndest to make the switchover as smooth as possible with minimal (if at all) downtime.

Thank you for bearing with us.


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Seeks Companionship In A Bar

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Female Celebrities, Lohan, Lindsay, Worst, Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan insists the only reason she goes to nightclubs so much is because being an actress is "lonely." The 20-year-old, who is frequently photographed leaving clubs in the early hours, parties because she wants companionship.

She says, "Though it's hard in LA not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."

Hard-living Lohan adds, "It's so much harder to stay sober in New York.

So hard to stay sober? Why can other celebrities stay clean? What's your excuse? 

Rating: 2

Pairing a baby dress with sneakers is definitely not cute in my book. Not even on a Teletubby.

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Charm This!

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Knowles, Beyonce, Worst, Celebrities

"You know what, I'm very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I'm just a sucker for somebody that is charming." - Beyonce

Rating: 1

Is Beyonce color blind? Purple/white geometric dress with gold/red pumps and a black bag? What was she thinking? Jet lagged perhaps? I am furious!

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She’s Grounded

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| Under: Female Celebrities, Ricci, Christina, Worst, Celebrities

Christina Ricci's shopping addiction is so severe, she's been ordered by her own management to cease her obsessive purchasing. The Black Snake Moan star, who admits to replacing all the books in her shelves with shoes, was told to stop buying extravagant fashion items because it was causing havoc with her finances.

Ricci, 27, says, "I was told by my business manager that I have to stop buying clothes. I'm not allowed to buy any more fur, no more jewelry. I spent a lot of money."

Rating: 2

First, it's a bad to be addicted to shopping. Second, buying expensive things will never be synonymous to good taste.

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Shoe Bug

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Dress in Style, Shoe Fly, Fashion Tips, Best

Jeweled Sandals

Tawny topaz and gleaming crystals perch on multi-hued strips of metallic nappa leather.

  • Halter has adjustable ankle buckle
  • Leather upper
  • Satin lining
  • Padded insole
  • Suede sole

Rating: 5

At first glance, the topaz might seem like a lady bug, but it's a great accessory to your feet. Simply elegant.

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Lovely Stripes Number

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| Under: $100 or less, Dress in Style, Fashion Tips, Best

 $100 Or Less

One Piece Romper 

Striped tube top with attached cuffed short has Lurex detail and self sash.

Rating: 5

I love black and white. This sexy number will get even sexier in wedges or peep-toes. So go ahead and show off those shapely legs!

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Most Beautiful Butt

Posted by  Mean Critic |
April 28, 2007 | Under: Female Celebrities, Biel, Jessica, Worst, Celebrities

Drew Barrymore has topped People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful list, scoring the cover shot for the new issue. The Charlie's Angel's star is among a clutch of natural beauties who agreed to pose for the weekly magazine without make-up. Jessica Simpson, Rihanna, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel also left the lipstick and foundation at home for the shoot.

Elsewhere on the list, Julia Roberts ties Halle Berry's record by appearing among the beautiful celebrities for the 11th time. She joins Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio  as the stars who are 'Beautiful Inside & Out'.

And Oscar winner Helen Mirren credits the fact she has never smoked for her good looks, which have earned her the moniker 'Beauty Over 60' in the issue.

Rating: 2

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