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Bomber

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Pop star Jennifer Lopez has been getting singing advice from her Latino husband Marc Anthony, because she feared she wasn't good enough. The Waiting For Tonight performer suffered from anxiety about her ability while recording a new, un-named track, until a crash course from her singing spouse restored her confidence.

She says, "The song I was about to record was a beautiful ballad. Marc just looked at me and he said, 'Jennifer, read the words, sing the words. Don't think about your voice, think about what you are singing.'"

The couple, meanwhile, claim their Hispanic roots help them to understand each other.

Lopez says, "My husband is from my culture, from my background and he totally understands me both emotionally and creatively. He is the first person to give me total confidence as an artist." 

Rating: 2

Jennifer thinks she's the bomb, now I am just waiting for her to explode.

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Crashed And Still Burning

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"I don't have a boyfriend right now. My career comes first and I don't want any distractions. Work is where I want to focus and I'm not ready for a monogamous relationship." Lindsay Lohan is single and loving it.

Rating: 2

Lindsay shows us her state of mind through her fashion choice- a little girl lost.

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Twisted

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"I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent."- Naomi Campbell

But man, can she throw a cellphone or what? 

Rating: 2

This was the silver lining she was talking about behind every dark cloud.

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Cutesy

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Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriends have formed an odd alliance - Travis Barker and Stavros Niarchos dined together at Miami, Florida's Blue Door restaurant on March 18.

comparing notes perhaps?

Rating: 4

Paris always makes it a point to wear something cute and for the first time, this baby doll fits that category perfectly.

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If I Were to Dress Up Halle Berry

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Jersey Dress.

Gun-metal grey jersey dress. 

Halle Berry 

Halle Berry uses a pair of jeans she wore as a teenager to stay in shape. The sexy Oscar winner admits she tries the blue jeans on once a year - and, if they fit, she knows she's maintained her perfect look. She says, "It's my annual test - I try them on once a year, and if I can still fit into them, then all is good in the world.

Rating: 5

If I were to dress up Halle for a party, it would be something to flaunt the most perfect set of boobs according to one plastic surgeon. This ultra sleek number will definitely turn heads. 

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Britney’s Dentist Opens Up

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Britney Spear's new dentist has urged Hollywood's paparazzi to leave his star client alone after witnessing photographers swarm her as she visited him for two teeth-whitening sessions this week.

Dr. William Dorfman admits he still cannot believe what he saw as an army of snappers tried to get a shot of Spears' first dental visits since checking out of rehab last week.

Dorfman tells Access Hollywood, "We checked her teeth. We did Zoom whitening. Everybody in Hollywood whitens their teeth. C'mon give the kid a break! Just let her whiten her teeth."

Dorfman has also cleared up a misunderstanding on Sunday, which left the media speculating about the pop star's health - after it appeared she checked into a Century City hospital.

The dentist explains, "Britney came in here on Sunday. She had a tooth she wanted me to check. Unfortunately her driver accidentally went to the emergency room in Century City instead of my office. It's right in front."

Dorfman insists Spears' two visits to his offices in the past five days were just routine: "I have to dispel any rumors; she is not having an extreme dental makeover."

Rating: 2

Britney shows her love for America in her red, white and blue ensemble.

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The Cold Hearted Snake

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"My cat is incredible. He just hits the redial button, and they just hear purring at the other end. So I have to grab the phone and tell them it's my pussy." Mischa Barton on her multi-talented pet.

Rating: 2

A black rat snake is about to hiss.

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Metal Appeal

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Metallic T-Bar Sandals. 

Silver metallic leather T-bar sandals with 110mm cone heel. The shoes have a brass zipper on T-bar, a peep toe and an ankle strap with an elasticated panel.

Rating: 5

Any party girl I know would go gaga over these sexy silver sandals. It's a given.

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Neat Freak

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Germophobe Rose McGowan was so disgusted by conditions in a strip club where she filmed scenes for Quentin Tarantino's new movie Grindhouse she insisted crew members sanitize her pole.

The actress plays a sexy stripper-turned-one-legged killer in the upcoming action film and she spent a few days convinced she was going to come down with a contracted illness.

She says, "I made them Windex the pole. That's a lot of bacteria adding up over the course of an evening."

Rating: 2

Kids, pinata alert!

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This Is Baaaad

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"When we began working on it, I was like, 'Wouldn't it be great to have a song that I could sing to a baby one day?'" Jennifer Lopez hopes to sing new ballad Tu (You) to her offspring.

Rating: 2

Look what a fisherman caught, one big mermaid.

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Trash Factor

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"I can't go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don't think I'm excessive." Hilary Duff believes in retail therapy.

We share the same principles!

Rating: 2

Is Hilary following Lindsay's footsteps? Lindsay did this look already and Hilary is doing it too, only tackier. 

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If I Were to Dress Up Sienna Miller

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Lace Dress. 

Ivory silk lace knee length A-line dress with a round neck. It has a diamanté embellished trim at cuffs, visible tonal lining, a zip fastening on back and falls to the knee.

Sienna Miller

"I bite the skin on the side of my fingernails. Someone once told me that there's a whole psychology to it: either you're self-destructive, so you want to hurt yourself, or you're a narcissist, so you literally want to ingest yourself." Sienna Miller on her worst habit.

Rating: 5

If I were to dress up Sienna Miller, I'd go for this ivory number. When one is hailed as a fashion icon, you make sure you dress the part. And Sienna can definitely give justice to this beautiful classy number.

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