Mean Critic

You Can Drool Now

Posted by  Mean Critic |
February 28, 2007 | Under: 2007 Oscar Parties, Hewitt, Jennifer Love, Best, Celebrities

"I try to find things that are insanely cheap and brilliant. My Bonne Bell lip gloss is about 75 cents, and I have worn it as my lipstick to almost every main event in Hollywood in the past two years." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

I salute women who are beautiful but does not require high maintenance. 

Rating: 5

I am sure women and specially men will agree with me that this is one beautiful chest, er, I mean dress. 

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On Fire

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: 2007 Oscar Parties, Banks, Tyra, Worst, Celebrities

Tyra Banks  claims that her career was difficult in part because of a rivalry with another black top model, Naomi Campbell. Banks has said that Campbell, who was more famous, would get her thrown off of fashion shows.

Rating: 1

Tyra Banks wants to be a traffic light. Danger ahead. P.S. I didn't know she had elfin ears or maybe it's part of the get-up?

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It’s Rachel Vice Not Wise

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| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Weisz, Rachel, Best, Celebrities

"People find out I'm an actress and I see that 'whore' look flicker across their eyes." - Rachel Weisz

I didn't think she had personality until this quote. ;) Nice one, Rachel 

Rating: 4

Beautiful dress but she should have left the neck piece at home. Go bare naked on the neck if you have too much bling on your dress.

 
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Very Popular Figure In Asia

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| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Zhang, Ziyi, Worst, Celebrities

In 2004, Forbes magazine's China edition ranked her the second most popular celebrity after NBA player 'Yao Ming' .

Rating: 1

What the hell what she thinking? I don't know maybe she always wanted to be on top of a wedding cake. 

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Ugly Gift Wrap

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| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Hathaway, Anne, Worst, Celebrities

"I'll be honest with you, it really, really, really annoys me, the image that's put out there for women. These tiny, tiny bodies, with absolutely no fat at all on them. It's unhealthy, plain and simple, and there are only a handful of women in the world who are naturally like that. It makes me sick."

Go tell them Anne! We love our women voluptuous like you.

Rating: 2

Every man's fantasy- to receive God's gift to all hot-blooded males. Though, I didn't know God had bad taste in gift wrapping.

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Reunited

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| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Whatever, Cruz, Penelope, Celebrities

Penelope Cruz and fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem are reuniting for Woody Allen to shoot their first screen pairing since 1992.

Rating: 3

Penelope's bottom looks like she was plucked out from a pile of ostrich feather. But the color and the bodice- totally awesome. Her make up is not one of her best. 

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She’s The Original Princess Leia

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| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Foster, Jodie, Worst, Celebrities

Jody Foster was the first choice to play the role of Princess Leia in the original "Star Wars" trilogy but could not get out of her contract with Disney. George Lucas then decided to make Princess Leia older.

Rating: 2

That's an awful lot of space, I mean wasted fabric. (For people who are not familiar with this line, please watch Jodie Foster's Contact. Trust me, it's a great film.)

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Too Short

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: 2007 Oscar Awards, Smith, Jada Pinkett, Worst, Celebrities

Jada Pinkett Smith ironically auditioned for the role of future husband Will Smith's girlfriend, Lisa (played by Nia Long), on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (1990) but was told she was too short.

Rating: 2

The 80's are not coming back, Jada

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