Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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You Can Drool Now

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"I try to find things that are insanely cheap and brilliant. My Bonne Bell lip gloss is about 75 cents, and I have worn it as my lipstick to almost every main event in Hollywood in the past two years." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

I salute women who are beautiful but does not require high maintenance. 

Rating: 5

I am sure women and specially men will agree with me that this is one beautiful chest, er, I mean dress. 

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On Fire

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Tyra Banks  claims that her career was difficult in part because of a rivalry with another black top model, Naomi Campbell. Banks has said that Campbell, who was more famous, would get her thrown off of fashion shows.

Rating: 1

Tyra Banks wants to be a traffic light. Danger ahead. P.S. I didn't know she had elfin ears or maybe it's part of the get-up?

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It’s Rachel Vice Not Wise

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"People find out I'm an actress and I see that 'whore' look flicker across their eyes." - Rachel Weisz

I didn't think she had personality until this quote. ;) Nice one, Rachel 

Rating: 4

Beautiful dress but she should have left the neck piece at home. Go bare naked on the neck if you have too much bling on your dress.

 
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Very Popular Figure In Asia

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In 2004, Forbes magazine's China edition ranked her the second most popular celebrity after NBA player 'Yao Ming' .

Rating: 1

What the hell what she thinking? I don't know maybe she always wanted to be on top of a wedding cake. 

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Ugly Gift Wrap

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"I'll be honest with you, it really, really, really annoys me, the image that's put out there for women. These tiny, tiny bodies, with absolutely no fat at all on them. It's unhealthy, plain and simple, and there are only a handful of women in the world who are naturally like that. It makes me sick."

Go tell them Anne! We love our women voluptuous like you.

Rating: 2

Every man's fantasy- to receive God's gift to all hot-blooded males. Though, I didn't know God had bad taste in gift wrapping.

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Reunited

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Penelope Cruz and fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem are reuniting for Woody Allen to shoot their first screen pairing since 1992.

Rating: 3

Penelope's bottom looks like she was plucked out from a pile of ostrich feather. But the color and the bodice- totally awesome. Her make up is not one of her best. 

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She’s The Original Princess Leia

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Jody Foster was the first choice to play the role of Princess Leia in the original "Star Wars" trilogy but could not get out of her contract with Disney. George Lucas then decided to make Princess Leia older.

Rating: 2

That's an awful lot of space, I mean wasted fabric. (For people who are not familiar with this line, please watch Jodie Foster's Contact. Trust me, it's a great film.)

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Too Short

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Jada Pinkett Smith ironically auditioned for the role of future husband Will Smith's girlfriend, Lisa (played by Nia Long), on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (1990) but was told she was too short.

Rating: 2

The 80's are not coming back, Jada

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Another Mermaid In Our Midst

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Isla Fisher's first job was as a lottery ad extra. She was so excited that she hyperventilated for four hours and nearly fainted.

Rating: 2

Newsflash: A Fisher dons a mermaid gown. Shock of my life! It looks like a recycled gown with a new belt.

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Ambition: To Be Miss America

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"On her religious faith and the categorizing of gay society: "Well, you know, I grew up going to church, but I was raised by my uncle who passed away with AIDS a couple of years ago. He was my mother's best friend. And my mother's cousin. He brought me to school every day. He helped me buy my prom dress. He made my clothes with my mother. He was like my nanny. He was my favorite person in the world. And you know, I never really mixed Christianity with how I felt about him. I am about faith and spirituality more so than religion. Doing right by others and not judging." - Beyonce Knowles

Rating: 2

Beyonce must have wanted to become a beauty queen some point in her life. It shows in her beauty pageant dress complete with sash. 

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Most Nominated Actress Of Our Generation

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After her first success in the film Heavenly Creatures (1994) a reviewer predicted that she would always be associated with that character, and would never be a big star.

Rating: 2

You know another big fashion don't aside from VPL? (visible panty lines) A VTB, visible tummy bulge. And you know what makes matters worst? She did it in snot green. I know Kate doesn't give a hoot that she on the heavy side but she should have worn a dress that distracts us from the obvious.

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If the Shue Fits

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Graduated from Harvard University 8 June 2000 with a degree in Government. Shue was one semester short of earning her degree when she dropped out to pursue her career 15 years ago. She returned to Harvard in the spring of 2000.

Rating: 2

Who let her in the red carpet? People who show up in the red carpet in a drab should be banned.

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