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And The Oscar Goes To…

Posted by  Mean Critic |
January 31, 2007 | Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Blanchett, Cate, Worst, Celebrities

By winning the Oscar for her portrayal of Katharine Hepburn, she became the first person to give an Oscar-winning portrayal of a previous Oscar winner.

Rating: 2

Cate Blanchett could very well be Mrs. Oscar. And I don't mean the Grouch in Sesame Street.

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Beautiful But Blah

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| Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Kruger, Diane, Worst, Celebrities

Diane Kruger was listed as a potential nominee on the 2005 Razzie Award nominating ballot. She was suggested in the Worst Supporting Actress category for her performance in the film Troy (2004), however, she failed to receive a nomination.

Rating: 1

Diane couldn't decide whether she wanted to go decent or sexy, so "they" both decided to go. 

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Fishy Fishy

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| Under: Hargitay, Mariska, 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Worst, Celebrities

[Part of Mariska Hargitay's 2005 Golden Globe acceptance speech] "50 years ago, my mother stood on this stage accepting this award.. She was fortunate enough to have my Dad with her. 50 years later, I'm fortunate enough to have my Dad with me. I love you Dad."

Rating: 2

A professional dive master told me that Mariska reminds him of a grouper. And you know what? I believe him. Mermaid dresses should be banned in the red carpet. Go fish somewhere else!

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She Is Having Field Day

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| Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Worst, Celebrities

"You just don't care about what people think. But it's hard to do because people tell you what they think all the time. It's sort of nuts. We actors, we're a fragile bunch, and yet we need to be strong because 90% of our lives is rejection. You have to figure out what really is important." - Sandra Oh

Rating:  2

Sandra Oh could get lost in the cotton field. 

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Blah and More Blah

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| Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Whatever, Witherspoon, Reese, Celebrities

"Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much energy managing their LIVES. I want to make my life, not just my job, the best it can be. The rest will work itself out." - Reese Witherspoon

As they say, life happens when you are busy planning other things! 

Rating: 3

Grey isn't the new black. This is more or less the same style Reese wore to the Globes, only in yellow. Blah.

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Skin Deep

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January 30, 2007 | Under: Lilly, Evangeline, Worst, Celebrities

"I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me." - Evangeline Lilly

The most beautiful girl in the world…according to her. 

Rating: 1

God doesn't grant prayers to the high and mighty.

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Flash In The Pan

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| Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Moore, Demi, Best, Celebrities

Demi Moore was one of three finalists for the lead in Flashdance (1983). No one could decide among the three, so a group of about 50 men was brought into a room, shown the three audition tapes and asked who they would want to sleep with the most. Jennifer Beals won by a landslide.

The question is, where is Beals now?

Rating: 4

The ever stylish Demi Moore in a romantic cobalt blue frock. 

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The Beautiful Swan?

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| Under: 2007 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Whatever, Longoria, Eva, Celebrities

"I grew up as an ugly duckling. They used to call me prieta fea, because I was the only one of my family's four girls with dark hair, dark eyes, and dark skin. Growing up I was the ugly one, because I was the odd one." -Eva Longoria

You haven't changed a bit, my dear.

Rating: 3

This looks like Angelina's gown at the Globes, only this one has ruffles. Be flattered Angie.

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