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And The Oscar Goes To…

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By winning the Oscar for her portrayal of Katharine Hepburn, she became the first person to give an Oscar-winning portrayal of a previous Oscar winner.

Rating: 2

Cate Blanchett could very well be Mrs. Oscar. And I don't mean the Grouch in Sesame Street.

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Beautiful But Blah

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Diane Kruger was listed as a potential nominee on the 2005 Razzie Award nominating ballot. She was suggested in the Worst Supporting Actress category for her performance in the film Troy (2004), however, she failed to receive a nomination.

Rating: 1

Diane couldn't decide whether she wanted to go decent or sexy, so "they" both decided to go. 

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Fishy Fishy

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[Part of Mariska Hargitay's 2005 Golden Globe acceptance speech] "50 years ago, my mother stood on this stage accepting this award.. She was fortunate enough to have my Dad with her. 50 years later, I'm fortunate enough to have my Dad with me. I love you Dad."

Rating: 2

A professional dive master told me that Mariska reminds him of a grouper. And you know what? I believe him. Mermaid dresses should be banned in the red carpet. Go fish somewhere else!

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She Is Having Field Day

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"You just don't care about what people think. But it's hard to do because people tell you what they think all the time. It's sort of nuts. We actors, we're a fragile bunch, and yet we need to be strong because 90% of our lives is rejection. You have to figure out what really is important." - Sandra Oh

Rating:  2

Sandra Oh could get lost in the cotton field. 

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Blah and More Blah

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"Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much energy managing their LIVES. I want to make my life, not just my job, the best it can be. The rest will work itself out." - Reese Witherspoon

As they say, life happens when you are busy planning other things! 

Rating: 3

Grey isn't the new black. This is more or less the same style Reese wore to the Globes, only in yellow. Blah.

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Skin Deep

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"I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me." - Evangeline Lilly

The most beautiful girl in the world…according to her. 

Rating: 1

God doesn't grant prayers to the high and mighty.

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Flash In The Pan

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Demi Moore was one of three finalists for the lead in Flashdance (1983). No one could decide among the three, so a group of about 50 men was brought into a room, shown the three audition tapes and asked who they would want to sleep with the most. Jennifer Beals won by a landslide.

The question is, where is Beals now?

Rating: 4

The ever stylish Demi Moore in a romantic cobalt blue frock. 

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The Beautiful Swan?

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"I grew up as an ugly duckling. They used to call me prieta fea, because I was the only one of my family's four girls with dark hair, dark eyes, and dark skin. Growing up I was the ugly one, because I was the odd one." -Eva Longoria

You haven't changed a bit, my dear.

Rating: 3

This looks like Angelina's gown at the Globes, only this one has ruffles. Be flattered Angie.

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Sick Women

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"I'll be honest with you, it really, really, really annoys me, the image that's put out there for women. These tiny, tiny bodies, with absolutely no fat at all on them. It's unhealthy, plain and simple, and there are only a handful of women in the world who are naturally like that. It makes me sick." -Anne Hathaway

Here's a barf bag.

Rating: 2

This is Sienna Miller's gown, only it's longer and in black. It's a recycled idea and it's still bad as the first one.

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So Much Of It Hurts

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In 2005, Jada Pinkett Smith wrote a book called Girls Hold Up This World to help build young girls' self esteem.

Rating:  2

Hot pink ain't so hot anymore.

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Mischa’s Bun

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"Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It's like, 'She's pretty and thin and she's got to have problems. She's messed up.'" - Mischa Barton

The high and mighty Mischa Barton. All hail! All hail!

Rating: 1

Earth to Mischa: You are just one of us and your butt is a testament of that.

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Poor Unfortunate Soul

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"The craziest thing I've ever done to get a guy's attention? I admit I stalked someone. I showed up at a restaurant where I knew the guy worked, and we were actually good friends and had lost touch, and I pretended that I didn't know he worked there. And then ran into him and, "Oh my God, you work here? I had no idea." It's the most manipulative thing I've done in my entire life, but it all worked out very well, so I have no regrets." - Rachel McAdams

 

Girls do it all the time. 

Rating: 2

Rachel McAdams ditches the cuteness factor in favor of Ursula, the sea witch in The Little Mermaid. 

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