Saving the world from Atrocious Fashion, One Celebrity at a Time

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You Know I’m Bad

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In 2003, Shannen Doherty has put her wild history behind her but says she regrets nothing. 

In 2006, Shannen shed tears at the Television Critic Association's press event in Pasadena, Calif., as she talked about her past bad behavior. 

Rating: 1

Nothing like a bad girl caught in a bad outfit. She should have skinned her stylist alive and poured lemon juice all over. Yeowch, because this dress hurts real bad.

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Walking Head

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Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, and Sharon Stone were all rumored to be in the running for the part of Poison Ivy in BATMAN & ROBIN (1997), before Uma Thurman was cast.

Rating: 1

It it weren't for their pasty complexions, I would think there were just walking/floating heads.

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Mommy Dearest

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Gwenyth Paltrow praises single mothers for bringing up children alone, because she finds it difficult despite the assistance she receives.

Her nanny is publishing a tell-all book about her childrearing techniques, and rather than try and block the publication, Gwyneth is endorsing it wholeheartedly.

Rating: 1

Gwenyth seems to be swallowed by her own dress. And she doesn't seem to mind.

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Money, Politics and Barney

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“My mother taught me two things. Never talk about politics or money.”
Nicky Hilton

Rating: 1

Your mother forgot to tell you one more important thing–never to wear this color in public or you will just be a Barney wannabe.

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Making A Difference

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“Can I really make a difference? That’s what I like to wonder to myself when I put on my diamond bustier and have my assistants oil my buttocks before each and every show.”
Madonna

Rating: 1

She looks like a man and the red lipstick and purple bottoms made it all worse. But hey, I am no longer shocked with Madonna's choices- it's a given, she's a shocker and she will definitely go down in history as one of the worst dressers of all time.

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Prom Date

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Christina Aguilera on Jessica Simpson slipping a note beneath her hotel suite door when they stayed in the same hotel during the MTV VMAs:

“She said the sweetest things about my work. Women are so supercatty sometimes…But Jessica is supersweet and noncompetitive. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers.”

Rating: 2

Jessica, I think it's too late for you to go to the Prom. 

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Beloved

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“She’s gorgeous. She could have my babies. I’d do her in a heartbeat.” — Janice Dickinson on Angelina Jolie.

Aye. Aye.

Rating: 3

She looks like a big silk scarf. I wear this for the summer, not on a red carpet event. 

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Me And My Hamster

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“Yes, I am 34 and I have a hamster in my bedroom.” – Christina Applegate

Would you care to invite me?

Rating:  1

Christina looks like the devil's mistress.

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Protester

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Darryl Hannah was arrested while she was on a walnut tree protesting the closure of a Los Angeles community garden. (June 14, 2006)

Rating: 1

She was in a hurry, she forgot the rest of her dress. 

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Victimized By A Lothario

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Jennifer Love Hewitt dismissed claims she had a fling with Hollywood lothario Wilmer Valderrama, insisting she never had sex with him. Even if Wilmer gave her an 8 out of a 10.

Bullshit, who assigned Wilmer the Hollywood lothario? He should be Wilmer the big mouth.

Rating: 1

Jennifer Love wanted a feeling of being at home, so she went with her draperies.  

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Most Kissable???

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Jessica Alba was named as having the most kissable celebrity lips in a poll conducted by Colgate.

Why? She looks way too normal! 

Rating: 1

One thing I do know is that I will never get caught dead wearing such. Those are for grandmas. 

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Lots Of Bull

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Jennifer Lopez shares her secrets to keep her stunning looks: 8 hours sleep a night, water, and a good cleanser.

How about bullshit?

Rating: 1

Hey JLo, the zebra wants its stripes back. 

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