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You Know I’m Bad

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 30, 2006 | Under: Doherty, Shannen, Worst, Celebrities

In 2003, Shannen Doherty has put her wild history behind her but says she regrets nothing. 

In 2006, Shannen shed tears at the Television Critic Association's press event in Pasadena, Calif., as she talked about her past bad behavior. 

Rating: 1

Nothing like a bad girl caught in a bad outfit. She should have skinned her stylist alive and poured lemon juice all over. Yeowch, because this dress hurts real bad.


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Walking Head

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Moore, Demi, Worst, Celebrities

Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, and Sharon Stone were all rumored to be in the running for the part of Poison Ivy in BATMAN & ROBIN (1997), before Uma Thurman was cast.

Rating: 1

It it weren't for their pasty complexions, I would think there were just walking/floating heads.


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Mommy Dearest

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Paltrow, Gwyneth, Worst, Celebrities

Gwenyth Paltrow praises single mothers for bringing up children alone, because she finds it difficult despite the assistance she receives.

Her nanny is publishing a tell-all book about her childrearing techniques, and rather than try and block the publication, Gwyneth is endorsing it wholeheartedly.

Rating: 1

Gwenyth seems to be swallowed by her own dress. And she doesn't seem to mind.


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Money, Politics and Barney

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| Under: Hilton, Nicky, Worst, Celebrities

“My mother taught me two things. Never talk about politics or money.”
Nicky Hilton

Rating: 1

Your mother forgot to tell you one more important thing–never to wear this color in public or you will just be a Barney wannabe.


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Making A Difference

Posted by  Mean Critic |
November 29, 2006 | Under: Madonna, Worst, Celebrities

“Can I really make a difference? That’s what I like to wonder to myself when I put on my diamond bustier and have my assistants oil my buttocks before each and every show.”
Madonna

Rating: 1

She looks like a man and the red lipstick and purple bottoms made it all worse. But hey, I am no longer shocked with Madonna's choices- it's a given, she's a shocker and she will definitely go down in history as one of the worst dressers of all time.


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Prom Date

Posted by  Mean Critic |
| Under: Simpson, Jessisa, Worst, Celebrities

Christina Aguilera on Jessica Simpson slipping a note beneath her hotel suite door when they stayed in the same hotel during the MTV VMAs:

“She said the sweetest things about my work. Women are so supercatty sometimes…But Jessica is supersweet and noncompetitive. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers.”

Rating: 2

Jessica, I think it's too late for you to go to the Prom. 

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Beloved

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| Under: Whatever, Jolie, Angelina, Celebrities

“She’s gorgeous. She could have my babies. I’d do her in a heartbeat.” — Janice Dickinson on Angelina Jolie.

Aye. Aye.

Rating: 3

She looks like a big silk scarf. I wear this for the summer, not on a red carpet event. 

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Me And My Hamster

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| Under: Applegate, Christina, Worst, Celebrities

“Yes, I am 34 and I have a hamster in my bedroom.” – Christina Applegate

Would you care to invite me?

Rating:  1

Christina looks like the devil's mistress.


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