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Sandra Oh!

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 31, 2006 | Under: Oh, Sandra, Best, Celebrities

Defeated 1,000 other contestants for the title character in the Canadian television production, The Diary of Evelyn Lau.

Rating: 4 

Love the ruffles but she should have gone a little easy on the bling.

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Cosmetic Surgery Anyone?

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| Under: Whatever, Parker, Sarah Jessica, Best, Celebrities

Sarah Jessica Parker has lashed out at celebrities who have plastic surgery to preserve their fading looks. She says she can't understand why so many stars ruin their faces by going under the knife or having painful wrinkle-reducing jabs.

She said: "It's mad. It seems no one can move their foreheads any more and their faces are all fluffy and bouncy." But the 41-year-old hinted she hasn't ruled out getting some surgical enhancements in the future.

She confessed to Britain's Grazia magazine: "I don't want to criticise people for doing something and then four years later, you know, you're doing it and people go, ‘She looks insane!'"

Ah, so what is it? Are you for it? Or not? You can't seem to make up your mind. Geez, I don't know why they have think they are over and above those who had surgery because I bet one of these days, she will have her day under the knife. Leave them alone! Why don't you concentrate on your face instead, you need it more than they do.

Rating: 4

Love the dress but SJP has a knack of destroying the beauty of a dress by pairing it with outlandish colors. Come on, make up your mind, is it yellow or silver? Silver all the way babe!

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All Dolled Up

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| Under: Stefani, Gwen, Worst, Celebrities

Gwen released a Limited Edition series of eight dolls entitled Love. Angel. Music. Baby.  Inspired by her album and tour, each doll will reflect Gwen's eclectic onstage incarnations.  Ranging from her Hollaback Girl to the fashion-forward Harajuku Girls of Tokyo, the dolls in this high-end line will reflect the distinctive style and personality which have made Gwen Stefani an icon.

Why waste plastic on those dumb dolls?

Rating: 1

How did she ever become a fashion icon again? 


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Busy Busy Berry

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| Under: Berry, Halle, Worst, Celebrities

The Oscar winner just finished filming a movie with Bruce Willis called "Perfect Stranger," where her character goes undercover to solve a murder, and somehow gets caught up in the world of obsessive online love. Now, she's in the middle of shooting another flick called "Things We Lost," along with Benecio Del Toro and David Duchovny. Both movies are slated for a 2007 release.

Rating: 2

Matronic. But how does she maintain those cruves??!! 


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Ring My Biel

Posted by  Mean Critic |
October 30, 2006 | Under: Biel, Jessica, Worst, Celebrities

However, being named the sexiest woman has some negative points, for now the stunning actress is at a loss when it comes deciding what to wear.

"It's a bit of an intimidating honor… I mean how do I work out now; what do I wear? I'm like, 'Can I just throw on the Spandex and the sneakers?' It's a little embarrassing," she added.

Rating: 2

I really don't know what is so distracting, the heavy muscles in her legs or the uncomfortable guy like pose? And I would have ditched black accessories because it already looks dark.


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Watercrest Recipe

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| Under: Hurley, Elizabeth, Celebrities

When Elizabeth Hurley is eager to lose pounds she has at least six cups a day of her watercrest soup recipe. Watercrest recipe: Combine one small chopped onion, two small diced potatoes and 6 1/2 cups of chicken stock or water. Bring to a boil and simmer until potatoes are soft. Add three large bunches of de-stemmed watercress and cook for three minutes. Cool and puree in a blender. Serve hot or cold. Calories: about 133 per cup.

I am not starving myself to death. Thank you very much.

Rating: 1

She has a knack of showing off her body in the most unnatural ways. At least she is wearing underwear. Thank God!


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NoTORIous!

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| Under: Spelling, Tori, Worst, Best, Celebrities

When Tori first appeared in VH1's So Notorious, she looked like another person! A plastic surgeon thinks that she may have had a possible upper-eyelid bletharosplasty (at $3,000), cheek implants (at $5,000) and chin reshaping (at $5,000) Her B-cup like D with implants and pout  Restylane for $700 a pop.

So what's new?

Rating: 3

Cute dress but it doesn't go well with pumps my dear. Bag, out of the window.


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Fined

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| Under: Jackson, Janet, Worst, Celebrities

Her infamous wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl will see 20 CBS television stations fined $550,000. CBS asked a federal appeals court to set aside the $550,000 fine by the Federal Communications Commission against the broadcaster for airing Jackson's breast-baring performance during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. 

Ayayay! 

Rating: 1

Count Dracula wants his look back. 


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