Lindsay Lohan on solo flight at Teddy's in West Hollywood. 

Rating: 3

The top is beautiful but she's not looking too good. She looks like a drunk, oh I forgot, she is.

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Jessica Simpson incognito at Heathrow Airport. Not! 

Rating: 1

My God, what the hell was she thinking? She's trying to make pajamas fashionable and hot. Not happening sister!

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"The other morning I let Charlie (her one-year-old King Charles Spaniel) out and she ran across the street. These paparazzi snapped me running after her with boxer shorts on, blemishes, my hair up. What was I going to do? They caught me living my life." -Jennifer Love Hewitt

Rating:  1

The Mexican Restaurant called and they need their table cloth back! 

Heather Locklear 44 talks about skin protection : Strictly fake variety. "I haven't tanned since I was 30. I use self-tanner or get spray-on. I just try to keep my face and chest out of the sun."

Yeah, stay out of the sun. Love the skin you are in!

Rating: 1

Grease is NOT the word. It ain't back honey. 

"I feel fantastic. Being a mom enriches your life, and as an actor you draw from your experience, so it must enrich your acting. I'm very happy right now." -Julia Roberts on motherhood.

Rating: 1

I didn't know Julia Roberts was a black belter or a member of the ninjas. Where's your mask? 

"I'm a woman and I like to be cute. I love to wear dresses. But I'm still a tomboy. I like to go dirt-bike riding. I was an athlete growing up, a gymnast, and I grew up climbing trees with my brother. I like being comfortable, and I like getting dirty. It's who I am. I'm am both a tomboy and a woman. The first time I wore heels was in my mom's closet. I was 6 and I though I was Madonna." Pink on being a girl

Rating: 1

Possessed Cruella. 

"I'm still not partial to pink flowery dresses, but I wil try them. Before, I was like, 'No, uh-uh, no way.' Whereas now I'll give it a shot, see how it makes me feel. It's a natural evolution. You start realizing what makes you comfortable."

Rating: 1

Do they offer fortune telling now at the red carpet? Cool!

"It's funny. The past four years of my life have been on-camera, so you see the changes, I look back at pictures and I laugh. I don't think it's bad. I think it's funny how I used to wear baggy clothes all the time."

Rating: 1

Not only baggy clothes but clothes with no taste at all. It's like Avril can beat the shit out of anyone any day of the week.