There has been rumors going on that Jennifer Aniston just signed a mega deal with Nike that would make Nike's heavy weight Tiger Woods $100 million deal look like peanuts. Yesterday, the girl with the long chin and manly jaw was spotted leaving a recording studio making people speculate that she was doing voice overs for her Nike Jingle.

However, Nike vehemently denies that they are in negotiations with Jennifer Aniston.  A Nike representative has this to say: "Thank you for contacting Nike. Nike advertising has confirmed that there are no plans at this time to feature this actress (Jennifer Aniston) in Nike advertising. Hope that clears this rumor up for you."

So now that it's clear that there is no endorsement whatsoever, what the hell was Aniston doing in a recording studio? She probably recorded a love song for dear old Brad.

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Thank God that was only a rumor, I mean how on earth will you sign up a person who does not embody the ideal healthy athlete. She's is not even an athlete, she smokes and most of her fans are desperate housewives who don't care to exercise. I know she has to literally live in the gym because she used to be on the heavy side and maybe that's the main reason why she doesn't want to have a baby. You know what they say about having babies? Bigger hips. Big weight gain. Big appetite. I only like two things in this photo, the jeans and Brad Pitt sans scruffy beard. Everything else can go to hell.

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Jessica Simpson finally speaks the truth. Maybe now her nose can stop growing too. Jessica  finally admits to Glamour magazine that she artificially plumped her lips late last fall. 

“I had that Restylane stuff,” she revealed.

“It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

Don't worry it's not only your lips that you should be worried about that looks fake. You look fake. The pose, the face, the smile, so when are you really telling the world that you are really a guy?

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God, I think you pumped up your boobs too much, I think its going to explode in your face! The pants are ill-fitting, it makes you w-i-d-e. And your look and make-up should be retired already. You should be out of a job!

Penelope Cruz still blindly defends Tom and says, "I can only say good things about Tom. I know him pretty well, so I know what I'm talking about. Tom and I are good friends and in many ways he's shown me to have a kind heart.

"Scientology is positive. When you read a book of Buddhism, you could apply it to your life in any way you need to, so with a book of Scientology it's the same thing. I think we should respect all religions."

What is it with Penelope Cruz? Why the hell is she still defending the strangest star alive? Is she still in love with Tom Cruise? Is she on the take? One can only speculate. I don't know why she can't open those big beautiful eyes and see that Tom only wreaks havoc. Love is blind.

Rating: 3

Penelope looks gorgeous, her hair and make up is perfect in this romantic black number.  The low neckline accessorized with this wonderful piece of jewelry makes a huge impact, but sadly, the dress is better off in a flamenco dance number. 

Paris just doesn't seem to know when to keep her mouth shut. Paris tells Blender magazine, "My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters… from giving blow jobs.

"I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' 

"I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."

What the F&@^$*^$^*? She totally doesn't care about the implications of her revelations and actions. She says it creeps her to give blow jobs then she proudly says she has only given three blow jobs all her life!?? Didn' t she just contradict herself? And three people in her life? Gimme me a friggin break! It's most probably three dozens of men! Crap!

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I am not too hot with red. This is one color that looks bloody when used or worn the wrong way. It must have a really nice fabric and design to wear red properly otherwise it would look like curtain material. And look the Hilton's showing their latest Hilton drapery.

Duff criticizes Hollywood's preference for stick-thin leading ladies, and refuses to adopt certain diet to lose weight. She admits the business puts huge pressure on young girls to shed a few pounds, but refuses to give up her healthy lifestyle. The LIZZIE MCGUIRE star says, "There is definitely pressure. People are thin. I do worry about what I look like but I'm not going to let it control my life. "I do try and eat healthily and exercise. Not because I have to, but because I want to do it for me. "I think some of the crazy diets that people try are really bad. There are ones where people eat six sultanas a day. "The Atkins is wrong too. I don't think it's good to deprive your body of things like carbohydrates. Everyone should eat things in moderation." Bravo, bravo,now only if you mean it. if I remember correctly people are still talking about the miraculous thing that happened to your face wherein people suspected you had cheek implants. But no you say it's because you lost too much weight. And you did lose too much weight, you became stick thin at one point. So be careful what you preach.

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Wow, are they trying to out do the Olsen Twins? I mean those two are already a disaster. Do we really have to see another set of junk? Geez, you guys are supposed to be some kind of style icon? Which crowd? The bag ladies? No, thanks. I'd rather raid my grandma's closet, she definitely has more style than the two of you out together.

In 2004 Theron and boyfriend Stuart Townsend have turned down the chance to work with each other on the big screen many times because they're horrified of becoming another Gigli, meaning another Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. But things have somehow chnaged as Charlize is getting ready to star in Battle in Seattle, and she'll be working with her gorgeous man Stuart. This movie will be Stuart's directing debut plus we wrote the film too! God, Stuart is not only red hot but has a lot of potential!

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While they try to dress like normal people, they fail miserably. They look like vagrants who smell good. I am so sure that they know what a good looking couple they are, but when we, mere mortals see celebrities, we want to be in awe and not be disenchanted.

Maybe after what Elijah Blue Allman told the world about how paranoid he got after thinking he got infected from having an encounter with Paris, the heiress was spotted last Monday leaving a hospital, presumably to check either a) if she's contracted STD's from the only two "MEN" she claims to have sex with b) if she's contracted a lethal virus after being bitten by her pet kinkajou or c) if her head is where it should be . And only a Paris can pull off walking out of a doctor's office like she was walking out of her favorite store. (with of course you guess it right, phone on one ear)

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I don't know Paris, you say one thing and you do something else. How can one take you seriously? It seems like you do not actually care what you are doing as long as you get the front page all the time. And although you get what you want, being talked about and all, can you honestly say that you are happy? And how can you be going around with your nipple sticking out? The nerve! Not everybody wants to see it.

"The OK Go Away Paris Hilton Apparatus" is a comedy/pop/death-metal group with a sole mission to permanently banish Paris from the world. They have protest song to go with it. 

They group is hoping to get enough attention and make Paris know that her five years and 15 minutes of fame are up. Over 1,400 people apparently feel the same way, they've already listened to the song on purevolume.com.

The Paris Hilton backlash has begun and make sure everybody knows about it. Let's do something good for Mother Earth for once. And make that 5,980. That includes my entire clan, my sister's boyfriend's cousin's father's stepdaughter's grandmother's sons. My neighbor's and their dogs. Please, Paris take a vacation- for good. 

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It doesn't matter how good you think you look Paris, nothing will ever change the way people look at you after the whole fiasco. And to top it all, you keep buying clothes that make you look like a wh@re! You are what you project! You should take a few tips from your sister, who tries to look human as possible. I didn't say Nicky has a better dress but at least she is trying to be in vogue. Trying is a very hard word.

Oh somebody is mega pissed off at Elijah Blue Allman (Cher's son by Gregg Allman) because Elijah spilled the beans when he went on Howard Stern show last week that he had sex with "her" and was worried that he might have caught something after the sexcounter.

Allman, lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, claimed he had to scrubbed down his private parts with household bathroom cleaner Tilex.

What happened to Paris' I only slept with two men? Does Two Men mean, one is with the infamous Rick and the other man means all other men fall into this category? Is that what it means Paris?  I'd like to know!!!! And Tilex? Come on, you need more than tilex to take away what you have gotten. While most men take pride of having slept with so many women, I think this is one of the instances that you take to your grave. It's not something you should be proud of. I'd be ashamed if you were my Elijah! 

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Look at the way she poses, it's like its ready for action! Yeah. Rock on. But your clothes don't rock, it sucks. I hope its only the clothes that suck, really. I mean damn it, you can easily buy the best clothes, why do you choose to dress slutty? I will never get the crazy rich, they are too weird for my taste.

I heard the best joke of the day. Jessica Simpson is supposed to be so ecstatic because her new album, Public Affair is already out. Instead of celebrating and shouting to the top of her voice, she's holed up in a New York hotel because she had lost her golden voice and she's quite devastated about it! Oh my God, you mean she can sing? 

The 26-year-old also had to cancel guest appearances on Today, TRL and The Late Show with David Letterman, and flew into NYC a day early in order to see a voice specialist. The doctor adviced her not to talk for she could run the risk of ruining her voice for good.

Jessica has been using a note pad and pen to communicate with friends and colleagues. Does that mean we won't be hearing her blab for a couple of weeks or maybe even a month? Thank God! I can't stand the man looking ditz. Or is it a ditz looking man. Ha ha

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Jessica has got to have one of the lousiest wardrobes and I hear Kristin Cavallari (why is she famous again?) wants to raid her closet. For what Kristin, for what??? I'd raid Jessica's closet so I can have a bonfire of the vanities.

The spunky 26-year-old singer - who tied the knot with US motocross star Carey Hart in January - says she feels "trapped" by her showbiz career and can't wait to stop her demanding schedule to be with Carey. Pink says: "If I tire of being on the road I'll give it up. I hate feeling trapped. "Carey and I have hardly seen each other since we got married. I just want to go home and chill out. "I want to spend time in the garden, eat healthily, and detox from being on the road."

Rating: 1 

Somehow I feel certain peace when celebrities like Pink say they want to get married because it's like they want to slow down a bit and maybe, just maybe rethink their wardrobe malfunctions. I mean kids these days emulate them to the letter and I certainly do not want kids to dress this way. I know it's just an act but kids think its cool and it's a migraine going to the mall with hundreds of Pink wannabes. I salute Pink though for coming out in Mel Gibson's defense.